driving for the learned

First, this entry as requested by my dear yi jia~! haiyo I haven't get mine yet how i know what to write.

well ten things u should do / not while driving

1. Stop at the green lights.

2. Go at the red ones.

3. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

4. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.

5. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.

6. Honk frequently without motivation.

7. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

8. Restart your car at every stop light.

9. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

10. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.

Well always have a fire extinguisher, floor jack and first aid kit for emergency purposes =D happy driving xD